This Daily Beast story on Dan Nainan, a comedian presenting himself as a millennial in various news outlets, is nuts. Just a glance at him and only someone with a very loose definition of a 'millennial' would think he was age-appropriate. Like, "born in the last millennium" loose. Also a very loose definition of 'comedian'.
Then, there it is on paper: a Maryland traffic court case from last year. “Failure to display registration card upon demand by police officer.” Daniel Nainan of New York City. Date of birth: May 1961.
This does explain why Ötzi was found clutching a ticket to a Dan Nainan show, though.